Celebrity

I have tasted stardom since before I breathed

My well-known hungry daddy modeled it for me

And I have never left this ambitious city

And I’ve only known a lust for VIP



I have studied long and hard how to proceed

Nothing but my name in bright lights call to me

I display the perfect amount of ennui

I’ll carve my face up if you’ll indulge me



Give me celebrity

My kingdom to be famous

Tell me who I have to be

Starving to be famous



Never wondered who’s pulling strings above me

Cuz I’m aware of wheels, heels and vintage Gucci

I’m on my twentieth round of Vitamin V

I’ll cut my weight in two if you’ll have me



Give me celebrity

My kingdom to be famous

Tell me who I have to be

Starving to be famous



Let me into this exclusive club

Ignore my not-so-hidden agenda



I am a tattooed sexy dancing monkey

Just aloof enough to get you to want me

Hoping my persona ingratiates me

Give my life for an opportunity



Give me celebrity

My kingdom to be famous

Tell me who I have to be

Starving to be famous