The Facebook Song Unfriend You

I see you posting on every single wall but mine

I might, unfriend you

I guess you changed your status when I wasn't online

I might, unfriend you & unfriend her too

When I was with ya, we took a picture, but then you didn't tag me! (ain't that some shh)

I see you tagged all the rest & I must confess

I might, unfriend you (whoo-hoo-hoo)

Yeah I'm sorry, I don't have safari

But that don't mean I can't sign online

Got DSL, & I still got dial up

But that don't mean my green dot ain't there!

I pity the fool, who friend requests you

She's a fan with a facebook friend, just thought you should know yeah,

Whoo-hoo! I got some news for you

Yeah, go have fun with your new facebook friend!

I see you clowning in your pics when you said you were sick

I might unfriend you (whoo-hoo-hoo)

I made my status bought a bike

And you didn't click like

I might unfriend you (whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)

Now, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie Sadie, why did you unlike what I said?

(Unlike, unlike, unlike)

I tried to tell my momma but she said "I'll be your friend instead"

(So bad, so bad, so bad)



Why?! (I'm a cool mom) WHY?! (It's fun!) WHY IS MY MOM ON FACEBOOK?!



Not on the wall mom! NOT ON THE WALL!!! (Baby pictures!) AHHHHH!!!!!



I see you posting on every single wall but mine



I might, unfriend you (whoo-hoo-hoo)



I guess you changed your status when I wasn't online



I might, unfriend you



If you were on Farmville, we would be friends still



BUT YOU KILLED OUR CROPS! (Ain't that some shh)



And one more thing by the way



YOU FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY!!!



I might, unfriend you (whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)



That's it! I'm logging out!

(Click like! Click like! Honey, I clicked like! I clicked it twice! Oh, Patricia)