Brianstorm

Brian, Top marks for not trying,
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We’re grateful and so strangely comforted
And I wonder,
Are you putting us under?
Cos we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and tie combination
See you later Innovator!

Some want to kiss some want to kick you
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get
cos you're smooth and you're wet
And she's not aware yet, but she's yours

She'll be saying "Use me", Show me the Jacuzzi
I imagine that it's there on a plate, you're our rendezvous rate
Means you'll never be frightened, to make 'em wait for a while
I doubt it's your style not to get what you set out to acquire
The eyes are on fire you are the un-forecasted storm

Calm, Collected and Commanding you leave the other stories standing
With your renditions and jokes I bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept because you've stolen their.......Thunder
Are you putting us under?
Cos we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and tie combination
See you later Innovator!