Don't Sit Down Cause I've Moved Your Chair

break a mirror, roll the dice
run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight
go into business with a grizzly bear
but just don't sit down cause i've moved your chair

find a well known hardman and start a fight
wear your shell suit on bonfire night

fit them a circular hole with a peg that's square
but just don't sit down cause i moved your chair

(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)
(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)

bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes
kung-fu fighting on your rollerskates

do the macarena in the devil's lair
but just don't sit down cause i've moved your chair

(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)
(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)
(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)