Mama's Boy

{Mother}: Hello Frank,
{Jim:} Hello mother dear,
{Mother:} Hi, what are you doin'?,
{Jim:} I'm trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina,
{Mother:} Oh,
{Mother:} lima? Like lima beans,
{Jim:} How about that, that teenage witch, Sabina?,
{Mother:} No, that's a made up-word, Jim, what if you change the word vagina to something else,
{Jim:} Like box or pussy or cunt,
{Mother:} No, Jim...