No Rest For The Wicked

I get bombed much like pearl harbor
The price is white right and Im bob barker
This is your brain on drugs
This is your brain on jackie onassis
All you crotch goblins can kiss our asses
Yes siree bob like corn on the cob
Im all buttered up ready to hob nob
Daddy is a kraut youre nazi-occupied france
Im gonna rise to the occasion inside my pants
So yo ass yea you I want to fraggle rock your girlie
Coming around the party coming around like mr. furley
Im mr. furley youre jack tripper
Youre dumb ass gilligan and Im the skipper
Tiptoe through my tulips and come and frolic
Cause my name is betty ford and shes an alcoholic
So here I am rock me like a hurricane
Not a scorpion but my sting will bring your dame a lot of pain
And daddys gonna tell ya Im as cool as jack the ripper
Somewhat of a cut-throat but still a big tipper
As I tickle you pink I bet my fingers start to stink
Im whats missing from your life and youre the missing link
It doesnt matter how you win or lose its how you lick it....
No rest for the wicked

Get down drink it up bring it on take it off

Flips it up in the air like my name was bob barker
I always kicks it cold so I gotta wear my parka
Leaving down my marker stalking like a stalker
Using the force like my name was luke skywalker
Left hands on the wheel and the right one on the bottle
One foot in the grave and the other on the throttle
Im floating through your atmosphere like the comet haleys
As freaky as a freak show call me barnum and bailey
So yo ho my cheerio here Im coming around the bend
Dont try to shake my hand Im not your fucking friend
Bodyslam ya to the ground like I was captain lou albano
Hit ya in the balls til youre singing soprano
Slide to the dance floor groove til you get sore
Listen to the tigers roar Ill pump you like a seesaw
Im a tattooed demon do you catch my meaning
Think that youre dreaming but soon youll be screaming
I got more senseless violence than a thriller in manila
Like my hero gacy Im a stone cold killer
Got my moves from thriller Im fish youre barney miller
Im spreading out the carnage like Im mechagodzilla
Like jimmy pop says hes as cool as jack the ripper
So take off your panties and kick off your slippers
Do as I say and I will be a big tipper
More smooth moves than my man jack tripper

Get down drink it up bring it on take it off