Nice Guys

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really want to do
but you only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

I never open the door or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was but I don’t really care
and if you ever get cold, you’ll just have to hack it
cause I’d be cold too if I gave you my jacket

like whoa!
you ain’t sitting up front
front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk
I never answer my phone whenever you call it
and when the waiter brings out the bill, I never reach for my wallet

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really want to do
but you only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

and Imma beat you in every competition
going out with the girls you better get my permission
wait no! I take that back you can’t go
house starts tonight and that’s my favorite show

Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah! You do!
Wait let me speak your language
Cows go mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really want to do
Oh.. You only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

but behind the scenes, she means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she’s beautiful
and show her that she’s in love
hold her hand when she’s scared
tell her how much I care
but that won’t win her heart because…

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
Not what I really want to do
Oh.. You only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

Ho!