Edward Cullen Rap

Yo!

All the vamps in house

Yall know me

Here we go!

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My name is Edward Cullen Im a vampire
Everyone put your hands up and say Im a vampire
I really really do not want to be a vampire
Cuz I dont want to be a monster, like a vampire

I lived in Alaska which is different than Nebraska
It was very very cold there and it matches mah skin
Then I moved out here to Forks with my famly and no more
Now it was time for my new life in Cloud 9 to begin

Forks High aint that great, is my hair starting to deflate?
Would you excuse me, I have to go and stop a crashing freight
I got two brothers and two sisters and a mom and a dad
But were not really related so I guess its not that bad

Im a piana playin playa with a wicked peacoat
And Bella expected my house to have coffins and skulls and moats
I only eat animals, they call me vegetarian
But I am way too classy to eat some forsaken carrion

*dance break
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Yo!