MTV

I was driving through the night
Into an endless tunnel of fog
When it dawned on me something was wrong
I was in a trance, hypnotised
Bored beyond belief
I was listening to the same old song
I know every lick, every word
Enery nuance
I´m on first name terms with the crew
But I´d better get used to this poop du jour
Sure as hell they won´t play anything new

Oh yes I love you really
Classic Rock Radio
Oh my dear it´s time for bed
Time for you to go
Everyone is asleep

The pirates took to water stole the charts
But sadly that didn´t go down well with those upstairs
Who require loyalty
The establishment considered
That the uncontrolled appreciation of music
Was a danger to royalty
The mighty empire roared
As Cash´n´Everitt on the high seas
Looked like they´d get blown out of the water
They did of course eventually come ashore
As meek as mice or to be more accurate
As lambs to the slaughter

Oh yes I love you really
I stand to attention
Oh Fanny, I love you dearly
Something else I should mention?
You sweet thing

Let´s not talk about MTV
I don´t even want to start
I want to take a look at Classic Rock Radio
We´re talking about the state of the art

Mr Grover´n´Mr Gillian
You musta made a million
The night that Frank Zappa caught on fire
Could you tell us all about it
Keep it short and use my version
Or everyone out there´ll think I´m a liar
We can speak about bananas for one second
Just because I´m understand
You have to get them off your chest
But in the meantime while your talking
Could you do some more of these here ID´s
And then this station might maintain some interest

Oh yes I love you dearly
But why do you exist?
Oh yes I love you really
Is there something that I missed?