Katy Perry Hot n Cold Parody Fat n Old

music by Katy Perry (C) Songtext: KilianVendetta

You look like a horse, like a cow, like a pig you smell really strange, like a fish, you should know and you have no friends, and no life...you're a nerd You should know, that something has to change

[refrain] 'cause you're fat and you're old you'Re ugly, you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face Your smile and your eyes your nose and your teeth you eat far too much i swear to myself i would rather kiss a dog, bitch and i do never wanna touch you you're fat and you're old, you're ugly you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face

You never brush your black teeth, it's so bad. Yeah your only friends: alcohol, cigarettes You're a whore, 20 bucks, for one night, is what you take You should know, that something has to change

[refrain] 'cause you're fat and you're old you'Re ugly, you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face Your smile and your eyes your nose and your teeth you eat far too much i swear to myself i would rather kiss a dog, bitch and i do never wanna touch you you're fat and you're old, you're ugly you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face

Someone call the doctor You're a shame for your family, bitch I swear that, if i see you I will hit your ugly face You look like a horse, like a cow, like a pig..

[refrain] 'cause you're fat and you're old you'Re ugly, you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face Your smile and your eyes your nose and your teeth you eat far too much i swear to myself i would rather kiss a dog, bitch and i do never wanna touch you you're fat and you're old, you're ugly you smell a nightmare it is, to look at your face