You And I (are So Awfully Different)

* = Talking

Both-
You and I are
So awfully different
Too awfully different
To ever be pals

Stewie- *Do you want to go first?
* Brian- *Yeah I'll go
*
Brian- Your favorite hero is the Marquis De Sade
Stewie- *Oh you're one to talk,* You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad
Brian- *Oh one time
*
Stewie- I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair
Brian- *Oh yeah, that's quite a nice do there
* Stewie- *Oh thanks
* Brian- *FOR ME TO POOP ON
* Stewie- *What?
* Brian- *Oh come on you look like Charlie brown
* Stewie- *Bite me Snoopy
*
Both-
Theres not,
A whole lot,
That we've got
To agree on

Brian- 'Cause I like the strains of a classical score
Stewie- And I like that singer who looks like a whore
Brian- *Ricki Martin?
* Stewie- *Luv? 'em.
*
Both-
Were too different to ever be pals

Both-
You and I are
(doo doo doop)
So awfully different
(doo doo doop)
Too awfully different
(doo doo doop)
To ever be palls
(doo doo doo doo doo doo dooyadoo doop)

Brian- Your head's as massive as a meteorite
Stewie- *Oh very funny,* You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
Brian- I'd bet money
You'll marry a honey
Who's pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted
Stewie- *Oh a gay joke
* Brian- *I just work with what you give me
* Both- You might think we're N*SYNC, but we stink! As a duo...

Brian- Because you get a kick out of carnage and guts
Stewie- And you get a kick out of stroking your-
Brian- *Whoa, whoa, you can't say that on T.V.
* Stewie- *What ego?
* Brian- *Nevermind
*
Both-
We?re too different to ever be pals!