Happy

First you take off your hat
Then you - take off those brand new shoes
Say ''hey George, what've you got to lose?''
With my hat on your thigh
I just look you in the eye and say
''Not a whole lot more than you''

I can't make you happy (yyeah yeah)
Don't you know that
She said
I can make you happy

Boys and girls
The ones who kiss and tell
Why hould we have to believe them?
No, I don't understand
How many women, how many men
can say ''Lay me down, lay me down''
For that big stash-chaep cash-think about the money

I ccan't make you happy (yeah yeah)
Don' you know that?
He said
I can make you happy

I've seen you in the corner
With your rub-it-on tan
Hitching a ride
Could ba a woman or a man

Gonna take your opportunities
Right or wrong

Some poor cow with a seven-year itch?
You don't dig men
But you'll fuck 'em if they''re rich
You can't be - with me
YOu're a low life daughter of a soon of a bitch