Jaws Theme Song

You, human.

You, minnow.

Human. No Fish.

Human. No Fish. I’m so hungry.


People are afraid of oceans

They just put on sunscreen lotions

And watch waves for sudden motions

Because of outdated notions

That a shark’s an evil creature

(He’s a shark)

Taught by everyone’s school teacher

When you see our dorsal feature

Save your kid before we reach her.

(A great white, outta sight,

and he hasn’t eaten yet.)

Don’t judge a book by its cover

Even though we seem to hover

We’re no worse than what’s above her

I’m no fighter, I’m a lover

(He’s a shark)

All I want is to be eating

Something meaty, something bleeding

It’s the only thing I’m needing

So it always bears repeating

I’m not getting any thinner

If I’m hungry, you’re my dinner.


The beach should be closed.

But the mayor

(money hungry man)

Doesn’t want it to be closed.

(This just spells out disaster)


I’ve hunted sharks more

I know what’s in store

I dealt with them for the second world war

No introduction

follow instruction

any obstruction leads to destruction

So let’s all tempt fate

let’s get the shark bait

before it’s too late

and he gets irate


(I’m not afraid.

In the water, I’ll wade.

Oh no! I forgot my band-aid)



I would like you all to please vote

On who wants to get in my throat

But when you come for me take note

Of what you’re missing, And I quote

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

More than just one yellow barrel

Really thick fishing apparel

You better hope I was sterile

(He’s a shark.)

Or the world will be in peril.

As the sun seems to get hotter

You’ll think its safe in the water

It’s our ocean, you’re a squatter

You are a lamb to the slaughter

Others gladly will take my place

To wipe out the human rat race

Just so you know I’ve made my case

I want you to look at my face

Rather than have me stand trial

I will die in movie style.

Humans are so versatile

But this S.O.B. can smile.


BANG!