The Earrings Song

Well I finally found a sitter
Who'd stay late on Friday night
So I could do some dancin'
Underneath them neon lights
Get out of the kitchen do a little
Catchin' up with my old man and I
Couldn't help but notice girl that
You keep slinkin' by stealin' his
Attention with a twinkle in your eye
You're causin' an involuntary clenchin'
Of the fingers on my hand
So honey move along and find a place to
Park yourself while you still can

Don't make me take my earrings out
'Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about
I'll throw you down and mop the floor
A man like mine's worth fightin' for
Don't make me take my earrings out

And I bet I'd spend an hour at the bathroom vanity
Tryin' to turn a mom into a ballroom beauty queen
I don't wanna' mess it up but trust me honey I ain't
Scared to break a nail and I'd be glad to spend a
Night in jail aww hell

So don't make me take my earrings out
'Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about
If you come waltzin' by once more
I'll drag your butt right out the door
So don't make me take my earrings out awwhha

So don't make me take my earrings out
'Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about
I'll throw you down and mop the floor
A man like mine's worth fightin' for
Don't make me take my earrings out

If you come waltzin' by once more
I'll throw you down and mop the floor
And drag your butt right out the door
A man like mine's worth fightin' for
So don't make me take my earrings out