George Iv: Couldn't Stand My Wife

i'm george the fourth - the regent king
which means i was just standing in
acting king because my dad
george the third had gone barking mad

Banana!

great palaces i did design
buckingham was one of mine
art and fashion i so rated

and wives?
that's more complicated...

actresses and duchesses
the great loves of my life
i loved more girls than i ate pies
but i couldnt stand my wife

he couldn't stand his wife
go away!

i only married queen caroline
when my debts began to climb
cos if i agreed to tie the knot
i said i'd pay off the lot

but the wedding caused all sorts of strife
because i already had a wife

a divorced catholic

dad did sigh
but the mad old goat just wouldn't die

still here

oops spoke to soon

at last i can go solo

as true king my reign began!
though no i was older than your nan
and as the ruler of our nation
i banned my wife from my coronation
and knowing now that i did hate her
she promptly died 3 weeks later
but all those pies i got through
meant ten years later i died too

hello have we met?

i'm a kangaroo

actresses duchesses
the great loves of my life
i loved more girls than i ate pies
but i couldnt stand my wife

i had just ten years on the throne
do you remember that?

no all that you remember is that
i was really fat...