Adele ft Angry Birds Parody

There's a fight I'm having with this chair
Can't seem to move my bum from here to over there
Water glasses are strewn about the room
Got to make a plan to do the dishes soon

This cocaine ninja is smashing dishes
My drummer was naughty so I made him face the wall
I need to get up I need a shower
I can't right now cuz I'm Playing Angry Bi-ee- rds

(playing angry birds)
(hee -hee hee hee hee)
Can't even stop to pee-ee-ee
(can't even stop to pee)
(gotta do a number three)

I have to get three star-ee—ars
(boomerang pelicans)
(exploding parakeets)
And I'm playing it
(never seen a green pig)
it in my sleep
(bowling with my beak)

Red Birds yellow birds
and black ones that explode
Green pig a-holes gonna pay for what they stole
I've reset this level a hundred thousand times
This 99-cent app purchase is destroying my life

I see you laughing and bird harassing
(I'm gonna squish you)
(you stole my eggs from me)
It used to be a game but now it's personal
(your pigpen's gonna fall)
(I'm a kamikaze)

My back is itching my neck is twitching
I can't stop wishing I was an Angry Bird
(wish I was an angry bird)
(I know it sounds absurd)
with feathers and a beak
(feathers and a beak)
(Tweedle deedle deetly deet)
I just laid a golden egg
(I just laid a golden egg)
(Feeling sick in the head)
Am I crazy or just free.
(now I'm finally free)
(to be what I wanna be)
Now I am an Angry Bird
A bird that has no feet
I'll crash your party with my head
And I'm aimin' aimin' amin', sayin
Weeee