Jersey Shore

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
The Guidos party all night and then they try to score
On the Jersey Shore
During the day they gotta work at the T-shirt store

SITUATION
Yo its Mike but they call me the situation
Cause my abs never go on a vacation
Some people think that I'm a jerk off
'Cuz I look like Rambo with my friggin' shirt off
When guidettes see me they get all turned on
'Cuz I spend all day at a tanning salon
A tweez, I tan, I shave my chest
Man don't try to act like you're not impressed.

SNOOKI
It's me, Snooki, I crave attention
I wear sequined shirts and hair extensions
I like to hook up but dont call me loose
When I eat a pickle I suck out the juice.
Im looking for love without much luck
Hey, you took our drinks!
YO SNOOKI DUCK!

(ad libs)

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
They get in fights and they hook up for a sport
On the Jersey Shore
They must but crawling with herpes, gonorrhea and warts

JWOWW
They call me JWOWW and I'm a man eater
I only like guys who wear white speedos
I drink Jager bombs and get destroyed
and grind on guys who are unemployed.

PAULIE
I'm DJ Pauly and I raise the roof
I put gel in my hair till it's bullet proof
My beats are sick I don't mean to brag
Check out my contacts, Italian Flags
I get my haircut every single day
I dance with my bros in a manly way
We know several dances including the jump
the ab display, and the guido fist pump

Go go go go go go

(ad libs)

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
Girls get drunk and hook up with every Vinnie, Petie and Paul
On the Jersey Shore
They wake up the next morning and pretend that they don't recall
On the Jersey Shore
They get naked in hot tubs and drink themselves into a stupor
Their tans are so Orange they look like a bunch of Oompa loompas

SITUATION
Yo, did you just call usOompa Loompas? Not cool boss! Not cool!