Lazy

I know I ought to get out of bed
I think I’ll watch another Oprah instead
I’m so jaded and I hate it

There’s no use paying my bills today
I’m gonna get evicted anyway
I got fired for being too tired

I know you want me to get busy with you
Well sorry, but no can do

‘Cause I’m lazy, I’m too busy being lazy
I’m too lazy for my baby
And I know I must be crazy to risk losing you
But lately, I’ve been thinking, maybe
I need someone to save me who’s not lazy like me

We’re the Titanic of relationships
I don’t know when or where or what we hit
We keep sinkin’ without thinking

Instead of turning my life around I watch myself going down

‘Cause I’m lazy, I’m too busy being lazy
I’m too lazy for my baby
And I know I must be crazy to risk losing you
But lately, I’ve been thinking, maybe
I need someone to save me who’s not lazy like me

The funny thing is that nothing could ever make me feel as good
As when I am miserable, I guess that’s why I keep being so lazy
Too busy being lazy, oh

I’m lazy, I’m too busy being lazy
I’m too lazy for my baby
And I know I must be crazy to risk losing you
But lately, I’ve been thinking, maybe
I need someone to save me
Yeah, I’ve been thinking, maybe
I need someone to save me who’s not lazy like me
Ooh, who’s not lazy like me