Same Ol' Situation (S.O.S.)

She's got an alligator bag

Top hat to match

Dressed in black on black

She's got a Philipino girlie

She claims is her friend

I tell you boys, you just gotta laugh

Now I used to call her Cindy

She changed her name to "Sin"

I guess that's the name of her game

I really used to love her

Then, the kitty she discovered

It's got to be a sexual thing



All, all around the world

Girls will be girls

It's the same ol', same ol' situation

It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain

I say no no no

No no no Introduced me to her lover

In a cellophane dress

Then they bid me a sweet fairwell

Last time I saw them

They were kissing so softly

To the sound of wedding bells



All, all around the world

Girls will be girls

It's the same ol', same ol' situation

It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain

Just like a punch in the teeth

Or a swan dive to the street



No, no, no

No, no, no

If it wasn't for bad luck

I'd have no luck at all