Make Your Own Damn Sandwich

Being a woman -- there's certain expectations
You're expected to do
Supposed to cook, supposed to clean
Supposed to smile when you get mean
Just shut my mouth and serve you till you're pleased

I know we're married, this was arranged remember?
I am not in love with you
But you don't care, you turn to me
And you demand you want to eat
So I put on a smile and say this sweetly

I'm not a sandwich-making wife
I've got a brain, I've got a life
I wont make dinner for you sir
I'm busy too, busier than you
I wont just run around and serve you all day
So make your own damn sandwich or you'll pay

Being a woman, I'm trapped inside this marriage
There aint shit that I can do
If I ran, if I fought
They'd just hunt me till I'm caught and
Shove me back with you or they'd say OFF ... WITH YOUR HEAD

And I know you're hungry, I heard the first ten times
Does it even look like I could care?
Why don't you get up and
Get up off you're big fat ass and
Make your own damn sandwich, 'cause I wont make your sandwich 'cause

I'm not a sandwich-making wife
I've got a brain, I've got a life
I wont make dinner for you sir
I'm busy too, busier than you
I wont just run around and serve you all day
So make your own damn sandwich or you'll pay

I wore the dresses
Cleaned your messes
And I even slept with you (ew)
On our wedding night
You smelled like shite
Literally like poo
I fed your horses
I want divorces
I just wish I could escape
It's so crazy
It's amazing
I can't even stand your face, but

I'm not a sandwich-making wife
I've got a brain, I've got a life
I wont make dinner for you sir
I'm busy too, busier than you
I wont just run around and serve you all day
So make your own damn sandwich because

I'm not a sandwich-making wife
I've got a brain, I've got a life
I wont make dinner for you sir
I'm busy too, busier than you
I wont just run around and serve you all day
So make your own damn sandwich or you'll pay

I'm not a sandwich-making wife
I've got a brain, I've got a life
I wont make dinner for you sir
I'm busy too, busier than you
I wont just run around and serve you all day
So make your own damn sandwich or you'll pay