Shower Days

in the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls
I rub my eyes just feeling lousy my girlfriend tells me that it's time to take
a bath I say, "no, not today, it's only Tuesday" once every 24 hours I'm
supposed to take a shower that's not the way I do it do it do it personal
hygiene is the last thing on my mind I don't want to do it do it do it it
doesn't make a difference to me everyday I do the same old thing so
why should I have to be clean? those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
also known as shower days I hate them