Old Siam, Sir

In a village in Old Siam, sir,
there's a lady who's lost her way.
In an effort to find a man, sir,
she found herself in the old UK.

She waited 'round in Walthamstowe,
she skated 'round in Scarborough.
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe,
she skated 'round in Scarborough.

In a village in old east end, sir,
she mea fellow who made her real.
Took her rushes to show, this man, sir,
He met her dad at the wedding meal.

In a letter from Old Siam, sir,
came an awful tale of woe.
She decided the only answer
was to get off a pile of dough.

She waited 'round in Walthamstowe,
she skated 'round in Scarborough.
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe,
she skated 'round in Scarborough.

When a relative told her man, sir,
he directed her not to stay.
In a village in Old Siam, sir,
there's a lady who'se lost her way.

In a village in Old Siam, sir,
there's a lady who'se lost her way.
In an effort to find a man, sir,
she found herself in the old UK.

She waited 'round in Walthamstowe,
she skated 'round in Scarborough.
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe,
she skated 'round in Scarborough.

In a village in Old Siam, sir,
there's a lady who'se lost her way.
In an effort to find a man, sir,
she found herself in the old UK.

Walthamstowe, Scarborough