Joining a fan club

She turned the nightlight on a blew him a kiss.
He stared back through his green crayola eyes.
She traced his likeness off the back of a disc.
Next to the box he saw the biggest prize.Oh!
She's joining a fan club with her friends.
Filling her bathtub with tee shirts and 8 x 10's.
She said he looks so dreamy,
She's in love from afar.
And she's picking up a fallen star.
Downstairs the late show's blasting 'age of the rock'.
The monks playin' last Sunday at the milky way.
Mom's writing checks to the priest in the corner singing 'dig down deep'.
'Cause if you wanna go to heaven all you gotta so is pay to pray.
She's joining a fan club with her pen.
Filling my bathtub with Holy water and amens.
He looks so dreamy,
She's in love from afar.
And she's picking up a fallen star.
picking up a fallen star.
Shake that woody.
Shake it St. Pinocchio.
You've paid your money, now watch that money grow.
Joining a fan club, with her friends.
Filling her bathtub with Tee shirts & 8x10's
She said they'd be so dreamy,
Sharing his caviar.
While she's picking up a fallen star.
Joining a fan club big mistake.
I still get heartburn thinking all of the stamps I ate.
I wished I'd loved him,
Before fate crashed his car.
Say a prayer for the fallen star.
She wished on the fallen star
Oh(x5)