I'm American

Read about me.
I'm American.
I have many things.
I wear diamond earrings.
Some people love me.
Yes, others loathe me.
I live freely.
I'm American.

I'm always on your radar.
I'm screening for a living.

And soon, I'm red, white and blue.
A new hope for me and you.

I fight for your rights.
I wear a fancy tie.
I'm only working for you middle-class Americans!
I'm controversial.
See my commercial.
This is imperative.
That we're explicit.

I'm always on your radar.
I'm screening for a living.

And soon, I'm red, white and blue.
A new hope for me and you.

I am the common cold.
I never grow old.
You are attached to me.
Oh yes, I come for free!
And I love money.
Yes, I love champagne.
I am a glutton.
I'm American.

Always on your radar.
I'm screening for a living.

And soon I'm red, white and baby, I'm blue.
A new hope for me and you, and anyone else.
I'm young and I make mistakes.
Alright!
Yeah!