Travel Song

Shrek
(spoken)
You know, this may turn into the longest day of my entire life

Donkey
(spoken)
Oo! I got the perfect remedy for that!

Shrek
(spoken)
Donkey please no. I am begging you-

Donkey
Sing a song
Yes a travel song
when you gotta go somewhere
'Cause the fun is getting there.
Yeah. Oh what the heck, I must confess
I love a road trip!

Sing a song.
Hit the trail.
Forget the maps. Forget the guides.
Before ya know it, you've made strides with me.

And I know - all I need - all along
is a path - and a pal - and a song,
so I'm singin',
and I'm pallin' with you,
(spoken)
See? It makes the time go by faster!

Shrek
(sings)
Why me?
Why me?

Donkey
This is nice.

Shrek
Tell me what was my crime?

Donkey
We are strolling
(sees Puss in Boots walking by)

Shrek
He's as chatty as a parrot.
More annoying than a mime.

Donkey
Hey, look, a cat who's wearing boots!
That's crazy!

Shrek
Why me?
Why me?
A simple answer would be fine

Donkey
This is good cardio

Shrek
Won't someone please
send me a sign?

Donkey
Oh look, a sign! Yunita Pal Avenue straight ahead!

Shrek
What did I do to deserve this?
Honestly
This ass 'o mine is asinine
WHY ME?!!

Donkey
Oh man, what could be better than this?!

Shrek
Why me?
Why me?
A simple answer would be fine
Won't somebody please send me a sign?

Donkey
Sing a song!
Hit the road!
It's the way
to get around!
Before ya know it, you've
gained ground with me!

Shrek
What did I do to deserve this?
Honestly...

Donkey
And I know
All I need
All along is a path
and a pal
and a song

Shrek
This ass 'o mine
is asinine

Donkey
So, I'm singin'...
and I'm pallin'...
with you-
oo-oo-oo-oo...

Shrek
oo-oo-oo-oo...

Shrek
That'll do Donkey. That'll do.