Firetruck

Here's the thing about saying firetruck,
It starts with F and it ends in UCK!
So when you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim
"Oh F
!"
Hey, look at that!
They just bleeped me!
Just say firetruck, it's so easy!
Let's just take a moment
Just sit right there!
I'll tell you can say firetruck, anywhere!

Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK!
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK!
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK!
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK!
Scratch your ass, Firetruck! :)
Cut your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK!
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK!
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK!
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK!
Red-ring of death, FIRETRUCK!
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK!
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK!

Say firetruck at every chance you see
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped!
Say it with me now,
Don't make this suck!

FFFFFFFFF




UUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!

Whoa, man! Did you just say F
?
No man, I just said firetruck!
(Vocal) But... when you bleep it... it says f
!
(Singing)Who cares man, we're saying firetruck!

Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK!
iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK!
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK!
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK!
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK!
Find out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK!

(Vocal) Wait... so, my mom is my dog?
And your dad!
This is ridiculous!
You act like it's not normal!!
IT'S NOT!
It is in Canada.
They have Man-Dog-women in Canada?
Yep.

(Singing)Fail science, FIRETRUCK!
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK!
There's over 500 Pokemon?! WHAT THE FIRETRUCK!
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK!
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK!
Get run over by a...
(Vocal) What?
(Singing) Firetruck!

(Vocals) So yeah.
Next time you want to say the F-word,
Just say firetruck.
It's more polite.
And if you didn't like this video?
GO FIRETRUCK YOURSELF!