Sweet Transvestite

How d'you do I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
Cause when you knocked he thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a girl by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From sensational, Transylvania.

Let me, show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual whoaa
It's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

Will you, got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite
From sensational Transylvania.

Why don't you stay for the night? (night)
Or maybe a bite? (bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
From sensational Transylvania.

So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici-pation!

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, (laugh)
But not the symptom.