The twelve days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
three little pigs
Two weed rats
and a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
four exploding birds
three little pigs
two weed rats
and a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Eight day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Night day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine mice a tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven fairies dusting
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve men a singing
Eleven fairies dusting
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven dwarfs a jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for meeeeeeeeeee
Just for meeeeee!