The 20th Centrury Fox

At Paramount, it's ooh-LA-LA
the Warner brothers cha-cha-cha
and l.B. Mayer
loves his schmaltz so MGM made
the great waltz
but the 20th century fox-trot
it's precious
but precious it's not hot
to make the big boys hire me
please make that rhythm fiery

Come on, boys and girls
make me over

In this factory
where dreams can come true
are you ready
to make someone new
you're the team
that must teach me to do
the 20th century fox
mambo

Done the homework,
and I'll pass the test
I'll do whatever
my teacher suggests
I can do it clothed
or undressed
the 20th century fox
mambo

Make it up,
shake it up
let the fantasies begin
here's the dope
to get cast,
change the past
make the light
just right for cinemas cope
take a gamble'cause it's safe
to bet Mr. Zanuck
ain't seen nothing yet
when we're finished,
he'll never forget
the 20th century fox

For fame,
play the game,
change your name
to the 20th century fox

Make it up,
shake it up
make me feel like the main attraction
change the clothes,
fix the nose,
and then five, six,
seven, eight action
ACTION

Now I'm blonde,
but I ain't so dumb no
Hollywood will be under my thumb
yes I'll change partners until I've become
the 20th century fox
MAMBO