To Be a Man

Superman:
I am a man of justice
I am a man of might

Batman:
I am a man of vengeance
I am a man of the night
You’re such a sycophantic suck up.
How can you call yourself a man?
You say you fight for truth and justice?
I say you’re working for the man, man.

Superman:
You line your mask with lead
But I can see into your soul
I see a scared little boy
Behind the cape and the cowl.

Batman and Superman:
Fuck you!
I’m gonna kick your ass
Fuck you!
I’m taking you down
Fuck you!
You want to be the man,
You’ve got to beat the man.
I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man.

Batman:
I’ve learned a lot about life
Since I got me a bro.

Superman:
You mean your tiny little sidekick?
You guys are so adorable.

Batman:
You’re only jealous man,
It’s so obvious, so clear.

Superman:
Me with a sidekick, come on!

Batman:
I’ve got one for you right here.

Batman and Superman:
Fuck you!
I’m gonna kick your ass
Fuck you!
I’m taking you down
Fuck you!
You want to be the man,
You’ve got to beat the man.
I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man.

Superman:
All of your toys amuse me
The boat, the Batmobile, the bike, the plane.
But you can’t grappling hook me
Can’t hit me with your boomerang, naw!

Batman:
You look cool in your tights
For an alien dick
I got some kryptonite tonight
I’m onto your shtick.
Fuck you!

Batman and Superman:
Fuck you!
I’m gonna kick your ass
Fuck you!
I’m taking you down
Fuck you!
You want to be the man,
You’ve got to beat the man.
I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man.