My little pony

Every day Carl goes to the peep show
After work he's feelin' down, so
He lives in state of sexual levitation
With a pretty little blond She's the right commotion!
He feels like a man in this situation
Pretty little blond transmits the information
Carl's hand in pants, that's occupation
Pretty little dick. On no! It's sensation!

The days of my youth there was opression
Boys in the class too much masturbation
For that is too much complication
Everybody laughed at me and my situation
I came back from school in a depression
I have to carry out my revolution
I must get rid my inclination
To play with toys - child fixation!

Yeah, yeah, now I'm the Man!

And that's why I killed my little pony

I'm forty years old and I'm holder
Of a drivers permit and my neighbour
My neighbour is a police informer
He greets me every day and takes notes in his folder
I'm exited about my work, yeah
I never bud in line in the cafeteria
I don't take drugs, but tea, I like it
And pretty little blond, she drives me crazy

Yeah, yeah, now I'm the Man!