Variety Is The Spice Of Life

Well, variety is the spice of life, babe
That's what the judge is gonna tell my wife
She said, "Why'd you have to do it? Why you such a fool?"
I can't resist to try something new'
Well, the judge said, "Guilty in the first degree."
I said, "Can I help it if I dig multiplicity?"
All these pretty women with nothing to do
C'mon and help me try to find something new.
Well, you've gotta try ev'rything once
You better take out some insurance
You gotta try ev'rything once
You better build up your endurance
Well, variety is the spice of life
That's what the judge is gonna tell my wife
She said, "Why'd you have to do it? Why such a fool?"
I can't resist to try something new
You got a full house, babe, I got four of a kind
I'm watchin' six different televisions, all at one time
You know I love you, baby, sad but true
Well, you gotta try ev'rything once
You better take out some insurance
You gotta try ev'rything once
You better build up your endurance
'Cause variety is the spice of life, babe
That's what the judge is gonna tell my wife
She said, "Why'd you have to do it? Why such a fool?"
I can't resist to try something new