Suicide

(yodelling)

I thought I'd try suicide,
i thought it might be a laugh.
i stuck my head in an oven
but the oven wasn't gas.

(yodelling)

so then I thought I'll take some pills,
i bought the wrong ones,
all i got was diarrhoea
and it ran and it ran and it ran.
suicide, suicide, that's the one for me,
I want to be a legend so suicides for me.

(yodelling)