Every Dog Has Its Day

I was hangin' out a last night
At the Top Cat,
When the band slowed down with Merle.
Man, I headed 'cross the bar room
Tryin' to find my baby girl.
Some drunk tried to punk me,
And ask my baby, "Do you dance?"
She said, "Yes I do, but not with you.
I'm waitin' on my man."

See every dog has it's day, dog.
When the big dog throws him a bone.
One moment in the sunshine
When your ducks line up in a row.
Lucky dog gets a big ol' bed.
Stray dog gets the porch.
Every dog has it's day dog,
But today dog, just ain't your's.

Well, I dipped her
And I kissed her,
And she said, "Lets do one more".
And we were half way
Through the two step
When he stepped out on the floor.
He jerked me back and said,
"I'm cuttin' in.
Girl, lets docee doe".
She doubled up her fist,
And caught him
Right square on the nose.

Every dog has it's day, dog.
When the big dog throws him a bone.
One moment in the sunshine
When your ducks line up in a row.
Lucky dog gets a big ol' bed.
Stray dog gets the porch.
Every dog has it's day dog,
But today dog, just ain't your's.

Fat dog, skinny dog,
Little, itty, bitty dog.
Hot dog, kurd dog,
Weenie dog, bird dog.
Hound dog, cow dog,
Bow wow wow dog.
Wonder dog, barkin' dog.
Chasin' parked car dog.

Every dog has it's day, dog.
When the big dog throws him a bone.
One moment in the sunshine
When your ducks line up in a row.
Yeah, lucky dog gets a big ol' bed.
Stray dog gets the porch.
Every dog has it's day dog,
But today dog, just ain't your's.

Every dog has it's day dog,
But today dog, just ain't your's.