If I Had One

Jack knifed rig got the traffic stop
interstate lookin' like a parkin' lot
fatboy flying on a fatboy bike
weavin' in and out and passin' me by
I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy SOB
ya but deep down I was wishin' it was me

But if I had one I'd have to say
I'd probably do the same dang thing
Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run
I'd be hell on wheels if I had one

Called my brother said how you been
We ain't been fishin' since I don't know when
He said its graveyard shift's and graveyard grind
I got more bills than I got time
I'd love to weigh the line but my wife'll just stay on my case
I said I guess I know who wears
the pants around your place

But if I had one I'd have to say
I'd probably do the same dang thing
Stay at home holdin' my baby when the workday's done
Yeah I'd try to keep her happy if I had one

Sittin' on a barstool talkin' to a lady
She's runnin' my tab up callin' me baby
Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her
watch her shake her money maker

But if I had one I'd have to say
I'd probably shake it the same dang way
Hike it up high as I could get it son
I'd never buy another beer if I had one

No thing would be different if I had one

That's what I'd do, if I had one of those

I'd do it just like that, right... there

Thing's would be different if I had one too

But I don't

But if I had one

Yeah, buddy Ooooh, baby