Why You Doing It

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Ask him, why you do it when you know you shouldn't be doin it
Why you chewin it when you should be screwin it
I know you never see a curry or a stew in it
Why you doin it why you why you doin it
Hey! why you doin when you know you shouldn't be doin it
Hey! why you chewin it when you should be screwin it
I know you never see a ackee or a stew in it
So why your chewin it why your why your chewin it

Yo sir! If a farin yuh get it from nuh badda bring it out yah
Yuh nuh deal wid di chicken why yuh eat di cole slaw?
A yuh nuh inna vegetable why yuh eat di chocha?
Nyam Shirley biscuit drink juice raw widout straw
Man a pitch him like Mcguire or Sammy Sosa
What him do to Likkle Kim inna di Testerosa
Secret pop out a road like bread pop out a toasta
Deh pon di notice board like a posta

Ask him, why you do it when you know you shouldn't be doin it
Why you chewin it when you should be screwin it
I know you never see a curry or a stew in it
Why you doin it why you why you doin it
Hey! why you doin when you know you shouldn't be doin it
Hey! why you chewin it when you should be screwin it
I know you never see a ackee or a stew in it
So why your chewin it why your why your chewin it

Portmore mi lose offa certain man yuh know
Caught dem tek di gal pussy off a piece a ham yuh know
Man nyam blue draws neither pum pum nyam yuh know
Yuh nuh eat, put up a hand yuh know, cau Portmore man a badman yuh know
Got now fi eat might smell like a ram yuh know
Skin it out wide, then yuh act llike it jam yuh know
Slice it like bread then yuh kill it till ram yuh know
Bow cat fi dead seh badman ban it out, hear mi out now

Ask him, why you do it when you know you shouldn't be doin it
Why you chewin it when you should be screwin it
I know you never see a curry or a stew in it
Why you doin it why you why you doin it
Hey! why you doin when you know you shouldn't be doin it
Hey! why you chewin it when you should be screwin it
I know you never see a ackee or a stew in it
So why your chewin it why your why your chewin it

When she bring mi wonda mek yuh why dem roll ova
Don't tun rollova bredrin and bring anaconda
Like mi wonda, to how mi see yuh deal wid Amanda
Yuh must fi have di meat a tomba tomba
To how yuh draw fah Sandra, yuh caan fi smell di ganja
Like mi come mi saw mi conquer from har head drop di anchor
Hear bomb buss di tanker woman a page mi shelanka
San Francisco, then why yuh nyam Tamika like Sisqo

Ask him, why you do it when you know you shouldn't be doin it
Why you chewin it when you should be screwin it
I know you never see a curry or a stew in it
Why you doin it why you why you doin it
Hey! why you doin when you know you shouldn't be doin it
Hey! why you chewin it when you should be screwin it
I know you never see a ackee or a stew in it
So why your chewin it why your why your chewin it

Yo sir! If a farin yuh get it from nuh badda bring it out yah
Yuh nuh deal wid di chicken why yuh eat di cole slaw?
A yuh nuh inna vegetable why yuh eat di chocha?
Nyam Shirley biscuit drink juice raw widout straw
Man a pitch him like Mcguire or Sammy Sosa
What him do to Likkle Kim inna di Testerosa
Secret pop out a road like bread pop out a toasta
Deh pon di notice board like a posta

Ask him, why you do it when you know you shouldn't be doin it
Why you chewin it when you should be screwin it
I know you never see a curry or a stew in it
Why you doin it why you why you doin it
Hey! why you doin when you know you shouldn't be doin it
Hey! why you chewin it when you should be screwin it
I know you never see a ackee or a stew in it
So why your chewin it why your why your chewin it