Big Leg Emma

Just so you'd have a stupid song to tap your foot to in
the middle of this other stuff . . . and also for nostalgic
purposes, as this was one of the pieces regularly
performed when we lived in New York and worked
at the Garrick Theatre in 1967.

There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out

There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight
etc.