Rapberry Gotta Survive in the Kitchen

I was hungry for adventure
So I came into the Kitchen
Chasin' down a dream
Like a berry on a mission
Now I got trouble
Not a little but a lot
Trying to save my life
On the choppin' block

Yo, your rhymes are colder
Than a frigid Snapple

And you're even smaller
Than Midget Apple

Hey watch it buddy
I don't need no scorn

Do you think this saddle
Fits a unicorn?

Oh, that knife be crazy
That knife be sharp
If I stop for a second
I'll be playin' a harp
To stay alive
I gotta prove I'm gifted
Hit the floor
'For the knife gets lifted!