End Of The Century

She says there's ants in the carpet

Em Em with D
Dirty little monsters

Eb D
Eating all the morsels

Bm C
Picking up the rubbish


Give her effervescence


She needs a little sparkle


Good morning t.v.


You're looking so healthy



We all say don't want to be alone


We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same


And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night


End of a century, oh it's nothing special


Sex on the t.v.
Everybody's at it
And the mind gets dirty
As you get closer to thirty

He gives her a cuddle, glowing in a huddle
Good night t.v., you're all made up
And you're looking like (me)

(repeat chorus)


Can you eat her, yes you can

(repeat chorus 2x)