Cheater Cheater

Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet her
Down at Earnie's bar?
Did she smile and wave, twirl her hair and say
How cute your dimples are?

Did she use that line, "your place or mine"
While you danced with her real slow?
Now cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that
No good white trash hoe?

Liar, liar, did you buy her
Whiskey all night long?
Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans
Or did you just keep it on?

When the deed was done and you had your fun
Did you think I wouldn't know?
Now cheater, cheater, where'd you meet
That no good white trash hoe?

Now I'm not one to judge someone
That I ain't ever met
But to lay your hands on a married man
Bout as low as a gal can get

Hey I wish her well as she rots in hell
And you can tell her I said so

Now cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that
No good white trash hoe?
Hey

Loser, loser, hope you love her
Cause you're stuck with her now
Take your sorry butt and load up all your stuff
And get the hell out of my house

But I just wish you'd tell me this
One thing before you go
Now cheater, cheater where'd you meet that
No good white trash hoe?

Now cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that
Low down, uptown, slept with every guy around,
Pressed on eyelash, no good white trash hoe?