Pokemon gangsta rap

It's a school night
And Im at the mall with the crew
Its a quarter past nine and were past curfew
Ha, ha! So what? Yeah wed do it again
We dont listen to our parents
Well stay out till ten
Head over to the Gamestop
G H tres! (Guitar Hero Three)
Brought my 10% coupon with me just in case
It was then, on the rack, something caught my eye
A couple gameboy games priced at only two for five
Dang, thats a hella good deal
Hold on broseph! Come on! Is this game even real?
Whats pokeman?
Poke man, its pokemon
And its the most boss game since Ms. Pac-mon

So we get the games and then we walk out the door
Ladies checkin us out like we in the elite four
Thats right
I got blue and you know my boys got red
I take my game home and thats when my girl said
Listen! When you gonna take me out like you claim?
Cause I know that all you do is sit and play that game
Girl, Im facing Giovanni! Would you just let me save?
And I cant beat his Kangaskhan if you misbehave
So then she left me
But you know its all good
Yeah, I got my fourth badge and Im rollin hood
Every lass and beauty wants me and my problems dissolvin
Is there something in your pocket?
No, I think Im evolving

Girl, yeah would you please give me something
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)
Its like my Arbok is jumpin
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice
Its my payday tonight
Meowth, thats right
Girl, take my hand lets go
We can take a trip down victory road
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.

I start with Charmander
Thats right I dont mess around
I teach a butterfree confusion and then I take Brock to town
And when things get Misty, heh, its not too bad
Bellsprout, vinewhip, and you got the Cascade badge
Yeah I got so many pokemon that my P.C. is trashed
I sell trades on the streets just for stone cold cash
Yeah you got some dough, bring it forward, and I can get you a Venusaur
But shhhh, keep it down you know the police is all up on my store.
This man he thought that I was pulling his chain, dang!
Now he wont never ever try that again
Fella need a poke-center
Ding, ding, da, da, ding
Oh and did I fail to mention I got me some poke-bling

Girl, yeah would you please give me something
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)
Its like my Arbok is jumpin
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice
Its my payday tonight
Meowth, thats right
Girl, take my hand lets go
We can take a trip down victory road
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.

(breakdown)

I got the Bolder Badge
Girl I know you like that
I got the Thunder Stone
Girl I know you like that
I got the Dome Fossil
Girl I know you like that
Thats right I know you like that

Girl, yeah would you please give me something
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)
Its like my Arbok is jumpin
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice
Its my payday tonight
Meowth, thats right
Girl, take my hand lets go
We can take a trip down victory road
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.