Zelda Gangsta Rap

Another night on the town
Yeah just me and the gang
No tellin what were gonna do
You better stay out the way
Ha, sorry kids, play times done
Yeah we run this place
And The night has just begun

So we are lookin for a new game
Yeah this old one sucks
I saw a game in the winda for just 10 bucks
Whoa, sorry man I dont got the change
You see I only got a Lincoln and thats out of my range

Easy bro-ham its okay, yeah thats not the case
If we put our fives together we can make the diez
If the price is right, you know Ill give it a try
So we went and bought Zelda: Ocarina of time

I knew the game was boss before I turned it on
I played the game non-stop thats right until it was dawn
Yeah Im tearin through this game at a grueling place
I got my spiritual stone and I just saved the goron race

So my girl calls me up, while Im chillin with Epona
Yeah drinkin lon lon milk like it was champona (Champagne)
And she said, do you even really care anymore
Cause every time I call you up youre playing N64 (girl on phone)

Whoa, girl I know its hard to see
But saving hyrule is more important to me
Now shes gone, but its ok, I can do much belda
Yeah I can get with Ruto, Malon, and lets not forget Zelda

Girl, come ride with me
Yeah we can take epona to the zoran sea
Yeah come with me
Girl and you know well escape Ganondorf
So I can please ya and Ill treat ya with my master sword
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah, links got courage but I have the triforce of ballin
I got my fairy bow ready if theres skulltulas crawlin
Got every piece of heart, and thats no mistake
Thats right I use Dins fire just to cook my steak

Girl I can be your Navi-gator if you let me be
Yeah I got the three goddesses worshiping me
Girl just hold my hammer it weighs a mega ton
You even can play my ocarina just for fun

Ill make you Da, na na na
Girl Ill make you go Da, na na na
Dont worry Im the master of time, so we can do it again
We can go right back and we can grind when Im ten

Girl, come ride with me
Yeah we can take epona to the zoran sea
Yeah come with me
Girl and you know well escape Ganondorf
So I can please ya and Ill treat ya with my master sword
Oh, oh, oh, oh

I got a Deku Stick
And some Deku seeds
And these Deku nuts
Girl I know you want my deku nuts

Girl, come ride with me
Yeah we can take epona to the zoran sea
Yeah come with me
Girl and you know well escape Ganondorf
So I can please ya and Ill treat ya with my master sword
Oh, oh, oh, oh