Medicine Ball

Oh my goodness, what have I done?
Oh no, I can't believe it
It's like I've got the whole world in my palm
And I'm ready to drop bombs..

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca
It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca
It's my sector
Homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector
I said nice rectum
I had a visectomy, Hector
So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck you
Hannibal Lecter
In the guy sex and I bet you
I tantalize you in less than five seconds, I get you
They say once bitten and twice shy
Well, I'm next to the guy
With nine ecstasy pills and five extra
Boxes of ripped condoms
And quantities, why, yessa
I took the rest of them Lunesta
Pills from my dresser
It's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester?
Drop kick the bitch before her second trimester
Perform a home abortion with Dexter
Then I guess, I dig the fetus out with the wire hanging and digest her

I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said,
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

All my Westside bitches, throw it up
Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up
Man, I think that he just fell off the deep end sure enough
So you better change the station and keep them from throwing up
Man, you've seen it all before
You are too familiar with it
There's a penis on floor
And two balls so you know who did it
You know you with it, girl
Don't front, oh no, you didn't
I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls
Nicole you kiddin?
Now I'll pee on Rihanna
Man, see, I do what I wanna
Spray perfume in a sauna room
Crazy gluing Madonna
'Til the La-Z Boy sofa fold her in two and sit on her
Imagine the visual for that man
Who would've thought I've
Could be such a relentless prick?
Unleash the vengeance for the chicks
So all she looks like she had her life sentence
I never meant this
Rhyme to be offensive
If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be
You're so sensitive

I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said,
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him right in the quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man?
Grab hold of this branch with both hands
But they don't understand I'm just a sick man
Now everybody's pissed at me
Like it's my faults
His name rhymes with so many different words, geez
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Won't you break it down for me?
And just spit the verse, please

Eminem, I'm coming to kill you (*sniff*)
I've always hated you and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes
My Superman costume (*sniff*)
Doesn't even fit you
They don't feel you
You're taking this shit too far (*sniff*)
Who do you think you are?
Hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore

I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said,
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

The world is mine