Well Did You Evah With Bing Crosby

Frank:
I have heard among this clan,
You are called the forgotten man

Bing:
Is that what they're saying, well did you evah!
What a swell party this is

Frank:
And have you heard the story of,
A boy, a girl, unrequited love

Bing:
Sounds like pure soap opera

Frank:
I may cry

Bing:
Tune In Tomorrow
What a swell party this is

What frails, what frocks

Frank:
What broads!

Bing:
What furs, what rocks!

Frank:
They're bootiful.

Bing:
Why I've never seen such gaity
Frank:
Neither have I.

Bing:
Its all just too, too risque really

Frank: This french champagne

Bing:
Domestic

Both:
So good for the brain

Bing:
Thats what I was going to say
You know you're a brilliant fellow?

Frank:
Why thankyou

Bing:
Pick up jack. please don't eat that glass my friend
Have you heard, about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche

Frank:
No!

Bing:
Oh don't worry, shes a game girl you know, got up and finished 4th

Frank:
The kids got guts.

Bing:
Having a nice time? Grab a line!

Frank:
Have you heard that Mimsie Starr

Bing:
what now?

Frank:
She got pinched in the Astor bar

Bing:
sloshed again, eh?

Frank:
She was stoned.

Bing:
Well, did you evah?

Frank:
Never!

Both:
What a swell party this is!

Frank:
Hey, check out that act!

Bing:
That's a lovely dress.
You think I can talk her out of it?

Frank:
It's great,

Bing:
aah it's great

Frank:
so grand!

Bing:
so grand

Both:
It's wonderland!

Frank:
We sing,

Frank:
we sing

Bing:
so rare

Frank:
so rare

both:
Like old camembert
Like baba au rhum!


Bing:
Don't dig that kind of crooning chum!

Both:
Have you heard? It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, a swell party
A swelligant, elegant party this is!

Bing:
I drink to your health

Frank:
Naw, lets drink to your wealth

Bing:
You're my bon'amie

Frank:
hey, thats french

Both:
A liberty fraternity

Both:
Have you heard? It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, swell party
Swelligant, elegant party this is!