User 7

I was walking round Hollywood

3 a.m. Sunday night

People passing, looking at me so strange

Cause no-one walks round here unless they're deranged



Out of an alleyway a woman appears

Motions me, come inside

She said, you've been trying hard

In this town too long

So don't apologize

If you want to make it big in Hollywood

This is what you got to do

If you want to make it big in Hollywood, girl

You gotta be a Jew



Well, I been up on that speed

And down on that booze

And high on cocaine

But nothing ever really could relieve my pain

And when a couple of late nights

Turn into a week or two

When you need to find a doctor child

It's gotta be a Jewish man



And then the lady, she leaned close to me

Whispered, there's something you ought to know

If you want to find a party

A Jewish man will know where to go

And if you got a job to do

Trust a Jewish man to get it done

If you want a lawyer or a CPA

He's gotta be a Jewish man

He's gotta be a Jew



Well, I been up on that speed

And down on that booze

And high on cocaine

But nothing ever really could relieve my pain

And when a couple of late nights

Turn into a week or two

When you need to find a doctor child

It's gotta be a Jewish man



Catholic boys and protestants

Can be so very sweet

But when it comes to making nice

The Jews have got them beat



They got kosher salamis

They've got their funky hats

When it's time to rock and roll

They'll show you where it's at



Well, I been up on that speed

And down on that booze

And high on cocaine

But nothing ever really could relieve my pain

And when a couple of late nights

Turn into a week or two

When you need to find a doctor child

It's gotta be a Jewish man