Welcome To My Humble Home

How long do you think it took

Before somebody came to look!



Never was like all the rest

Wasn't too appealing

People talked behind my back

Even freaks... they have feelings!



How long do you think it took

Before they sent somebody

To come and look for me?

I waited for you here all alone

I waited by the phone

You know the all that's left

Is a bag of bones!



Welcome to my humble home!

Now did you come alone

And would you like something to drink?

I've been here for years alone

Nobody ever phoned

It's given me some time to think!



I waited by the telephone

For days and weeks and hours

First my hair turned grey then white

Now I'm pushing up the flowers!



How long do you think it took

Before they sent somebody

To come and look for me?

I waited for you here all alone

I waited by the phone

You know the all that's left

Is a bag of bones!



Welcome to my humble home!

Now did you come alone

And would you like something to drink?

I've been here for years alone

Nobody ever phoned

It's given me some time to think!



Pity all the sober folks

Who never drank and did not smoke

They think they'll end up on a cloud

AT LEAST IN HELL THE MUSIC'S LOUD



Welcome to my humble home!

Now did you come alone

And would you like something to drink?

I've been here for years alone

Nobody ever phoned

It's given me some time to think!



Welcome to my home

Welcome to my humble home!

Welcome to my home

Welcome to my humble home!

Welcome to my home...