Afroman - because i got high

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
cause I got high
because I got high
because I got high


I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
cause I got high
because I got high
because I got high


I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now Im selling dope and I know why
cause I got high
because I got high
because I got high


I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
cause I got high
because I got high
because I got high


I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high


I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high


I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
Now Im jacking off and I know why
cause I got high
because I got high
because I got high


I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now Im sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
cause I got high
because I got high
because I got high


Im gonna stop singing this song because Im high
Im singing this whole thing wrong because Im high
And if I dont sell one copy I know why
cause Im high
cause Im high
cause Im high