The Lazy Song

Today I don´t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear
I´m not doing anything

Uh,I´m gonna kick my feet up,
and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on,
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobody´s gonna tell me I can´t
(Naah)

I´ll be lying on the couch,
just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me
how to douggie
cause in my castle
I´m the freakin man

Oh Oh,
Yes i said it
I said it
I said it cause I can

Today I don´t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I´m not doing anything
(Nothing at all)

Whoohoo, whoohoooo
(Nothing at all)
Whoohoo, whoohoooo

Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90x,
With a really nice girl,
have some really nice sex
And she´s gonna scream out
this is great
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeaah

I might mess around
and get my college degree,
I bet my old man will be so proud of me,
but sorry pops you just have to wait

Ooooh
Yes i said it
I said it
I said it cuz I can

Today I don´t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I´m not doing anything

No I ain´t gonna comb my hair,
Cause I ain´t going anywhere

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
,nooo

I´ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeeeaaah

Oooh, today I don´t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I´m not doing anything

(Nothing at all)
Whoohoo, whoohoooo
(Nothing at all)
Whoohoo, whoohoooo
(Nothing at all)