Love, Oh Crazy Love

On every March and April, when spring is in the air,
A fever starts on spreading, but we don't seem to care,

Love oh crazy love, Love oh crazy love
Thats what we call this mangy germ, love oh crazy love

[Spoken] J.C.C -What is love Carl?
C.S -Why June, thats an aching heart and burning desire
J.C.C -Put em together and what have you got? Heartburn!
C.S -Ain't it the truth!

I saw a little mudwall, just sitting on a tree,
Until he saw a female he was as happy as could be,

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love,
And now she's peckin him to death,
Love oh crazy love

[Spoken] C.S -June, what in the world is a mudwall?
J.C.C-Its a little bird that sits on a fence with its mud on one side and its wall on the other.
C.S - I guessed i asked for that one didn't I?
J.C.C-You sure did!
C.S -Well, i'm a sing about the rabbits now

I had two little rabbits, they never got along,
Until they heard me singing, a crazy old love song

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love
Now i got 60 more to feed,
Love oh crazy love

[Spoken] J.C.C -Lets say a poem!
C.S -Alright June, I'll say the first line:

The rabbits nose is shining, i'll tell you as a friend,
That's cos the powderpuff is on the wrong end!
The bachelor he was singing, and a man in his own way,
Then i came a prancing by, and wanted him to play,

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love,
And now she's got me buckled down,
Love oh crazy love

[Spoken] J.C.C -I shot a bachelor for kissing me once!
C.S -Why, was he the first one who'd ever tried to kiss you?
J.C.C-No,but he's the first one to try it with his mouth full of tobacco juice!
C.S-Well, good for you
J.C.C -Oh, it was a tragedy
C.S-Well, i would have thought you'd have liked it

I thought i had the willpower, enough to stay at home,
But every time i see a girl, i can't leave her alone, no

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love
I'd better never catch you bowing,
Love oh crazy love