Brother for sale

Well, we think this world
Is a real nice place
But we think that it´s a crime
That we should
Have an older brother
Who pick on us all the time
So, next time
He´s sleeping in his room
We´re goin´to
Sneak in and tie him
Then we´ll talk him
Out into the street
And see if
Someone will buy him

Brother for sale
Only fifty cents
Brother for sale
He´s not a big expense
You can hug him
You can bug him
You could buy or rent
Brother for sale
Only fifty cents

Hey, would anybody like to buy
A slightly used big brother???
Even if you have one now
Trade him for another

He will help you with the chores
And he´s hairly clean
The only problem is, sometimes
He can be so mean!!!

Brother for sale
Twenty-five cents
Brother for sale
He´s not a big expense
You can hug him
You can bug him
You could buy or rent
Brother for sale
Twenty-five cents

If mom knew we were selling him
We would really get it
Buy him now, don´t pay ´til June
On approved credit
Buy him now, and we´ll tell you
What we will do, mister
We´ll even trow into the deal
Our little baby sister

Brother for sale
Only ten cents
Brother for sale
He´s not a big expense
You can hug him
You can bug him
You could buy or rent
Brother for sale
Only ten cents

He will always pick you up
When you take a fall
And he´s good at showing you
How to catch a ball
He always tells these funny jokes
And does this crazy dance
Hey, wait!!!
He sounds like a pretty nice guy...
Let´s give him one more chance

Our brother´s not for sale
Not for any price
Our brother´s not for sale
We guess he will suffice
We like to hug him
We like to bug him
He´s really rather nice
Our brother´s not for sale
Not for any price